Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Tales From Produce (A)Isle: The Box Compactor

 We have a fairly small amount of equipment we use on Produce (A)Isle.  We have small two level/four wheeled carts we use for our general activities (top shelf is for produce, bottom shelf has a small metal box for water/wipes/bags and a space for a cardboard box for culls) and longer six wheel carts called "U-boats" that hold the bulk of the produce in boxes for wheeling in and out of the walk-in.  Occasionally we make use of a pallet jack.

And then, there is the Box Compactor.

The Box Compactor lives at the end of the back-end wall behind the main store, at the corner of the building.  It probably 8-10 feet long, blue, and 8 feet or so high.  The theory is that one puts the puts one's cardboard into the chamber.  At some point it is full enough that one pulls down the outer cage door which is engaged by a magnetic lock and turns the key.  A giant orange plate descends from the top and compacts everything into below it, then slowly comes up.  The cardboard is crushed and one can add more.  At some point (seemingly undefined; there is no mark in the interior of the unit nor is there a picture anywhere) the unit is "full" and as such, needs to be bundled up.  There is a list of responsible departments by day of the week for performing this task.

The unit has a lot of capacity but not endless capacity.  And people keep adding cardboard to the compactor.

I am sure you can see where this is going.

At some point, the unit is simply "topped off" and no more cardboard can reasonably go in.  But no-one shows up to take care of the issue.

I suspect everyone finds work arounds.  We do.  We flatten the cardboard, stack the cardboard on carts. Others will drop the cardboard off by the the unit, as if to leave a visual hint that it is full.  

This is one of those odd things that I am not sure what the protocol is on it.  There are no instructions for who to contact in the vent it is full other than "department"; and I am pretty sure the new guy popping in and asking about if cardboard is going to be pulled out is as welcome as being the closing manager suggesting there are just "a few" more things to do to get done before closing time.  

There is a system and an order to all companies, a system which is beyond the training one does upon arrival:  it is the secret system of "the way things actually work", the observed portions of human behavior that are not formally written down anywhere but are incredibly relevant.  These are the pecking orders and rituals and daily routines of the workplace that act as the social lubricant to make things work and get things done. It is the hidden codex, locked away that no-one sees when they first show up - like any good game, one has to find it through one's own adventures and missed guesses.

And so I continue my trip back to the corner, cardboard on my cart, wondering before I arrive if I will find a compactor empty or full. It may not be world ending suspense, but it certainly makes every trip back there something of an adventure.

14 comments:

  1. Nylon125:56 AM

    That "secret system" can be a bit of a surprise sometimes, check for any dark stains around/on the compactor TB, never can tell when a machine becomes sentient........... :)

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    1. Nylon12, having seen the thing in operation, I am mildly terrified of it. Even though consciously I understand all the safety features built in, it still creeps me out.

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  2. As Nylon12 said, be aware of malevolent sentience. (I never thought I would need to use the term "malevolent sentience" in my entire life!)

    Very true about the unseen order and the social lubricant.

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    1. John, I am thrilled I can call out the best in you!

      Having spent most of my recent years in formally structured work environments, re-learning the social rules is an experience.

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  3. At my former employer, we had one but it was a horizontal setup. There was essentially a 6 x 6 x 20 ft long trench in the concrete by the loading docks. All cardboard was thrown there and then a ram from the end farthest from the doors pressed the cardboard against the end nearest the doors. Once it was full of compressed cardboard, the end door was opened, a truck was backed up and the ram then pushed the compressed cardboard plug onto the truck. I'm not sure where it went from there but I hope to a recycling center somewhere.

    I wish I had space and finances for a crusher at home. Instead everyone just piles the boxes up by the recycling bin and somehow they mysteriously flatten and get put in the recycling bin to be set out on Friday mornings. With a household of four others (five at the moment), one would think that the presence of flattened cardboard boxes already in the recycling bin and box cutters set conveniently near by might take some of the mystery out of it but apparently, I am the only one who cracked this mystery and have to spend five minutes once a week in a sweltering garage flattening them all so I can push the bin out to the curb.

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    1. Ed, I wish we had a horizontal push unit. It would make the whole thing so much easier. Now, someone has to bale it (not me, yet).

      Cardboard recycling is something I am really beginning to rethink (well, really cardboard at all). It is manufactured only to have to be broken down, re-transported, and re-manufactured. There has to be a better way.

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  4. The social / normal constructs of a job are interesting. We had a new security professional hire on several years ago. She was a no nonsense retired police officer and had been a trainer. She came in, read the book, and went to town. The push back she experienced was epic. "Yes the manual says that this isn't allowed, but it isn't enforced due to how stupid that rule is." She very nearly quit because of the unwritten manual that every one went by. She cooled down a little and learned to use her discretion. It was a big lesson to me on corporate culture and the unwritten rules we all seem to find out about.

    Be sure you throw some over ripe bananas in the crusher, or a coconut sometime. For science....

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    1. Anonymous2:04 PM

      Your suggestion about the ‘nanner or coconut just gained comment points from me Stxar.
      Franknbean

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    2. STxAR: Nothing is more awkward than a "go-getter" that does not take the time to learn the culture of the place. People that run in like bulls in china shops do not, generally, last long.

      Oddly enough, while the "do not place product" in the compactor is not written anywhere, I am pretty sure such actions would be frowned upon...

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  5. Haha. The post and comments are all great.
    Look forward to your next grocery post, TB. Be careful around that machine. Just in case.
    You all be safe and God bless.

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    1. Linda, you have no idea how paranoid I am around all heavy machinery. Just because.

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  6. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Ooooh, I love the baler! It's a retail clerk's best friend! (not so much when the silly thing gets full though and you hope it doesn't have the orange 'make a bale' light pops on. Not that it's hard to make one but I'm sure that I'd do something stupid like break the strap that goes around the bale.

    But thank you you for the giggles:-)
    hobo

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    1. Hobo, large machinery tends to terrify me, and large machinery that can hurt me or I can damage even more. I approach it each time with trepidation.

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